1.Welcome back! You’re all bastards.The pig is dead.

2.Whore money. Senior girls. Captain America and a drooling retard

3.Police is not your friend. Elitists eat Louboutins and Louis Vuitton for Dinner

4.Ominous Checks, Déjà vu, The domestic brothel and a bag of heartbreak chips

5.Psycho Church Brawl, Mommy Drama and Nigeria’s Next Top Mistress

6.Kleenex and Pounded Yam Party, Lagos Bad Boys love Rabbit Stew and Hoe Bags don’t cry.

7.Africa is actually A Continent? Local Beer Parlors and Fairy God-Boy Toys

8.Vodka Brides, Sobriety Police and The Skinny Buba and Sokoto-Man

9.Lavender Angel Assassins, Bathroom Accidents and Badmo-ney

10.Queen Gossip at the Chinese Palace, Mommy’s List and The Federal Hoe Bag Territory

11.Senator Douche-bag, My Zuggy Problem and A Mangled IPod

12. Miss Disney a.k.a Queen Anastasia and the Barbeque Party Crasher

13. Dirty Lies, A Secret Rendezvous and The Three Jerks: Skinny, Batty and Sneaky

14. The case of the Ex, Coma drama and an unexpected sleep over.

14. The case of the Ex, Coma drama and an unexpected sleep over- continued.

15. Vindictive tales, A Market Local Champion and The Workers Revolt 2011

16. The Incompetent Protector, Sweet Girls turned Sour and Dangerous Dining

17. Major Office Foolery, A Family Brunch And A Real Life Telenovela

18. The indelible headache, Angry Teletubbies and Human Mango Juice

19. Lollipops, Drool-Filled Memories, Daddies and Dead Things

20. Double Lives, Double Sorrow. Patron Guzzlers, Super Kids and Green Corsets Pt 1.

20. Double Lives, Double Sorrow. Patron Guzzlers, Super Kids and Green Corsets Pt2.

21. A Rejected Cockroach, Complicated Love Sickness And The Irabor Deception

22. Queen Decepticon, A Scorned Love And The Last Will And Madness of Ehosa Irabor.

23. A Clueless Privileged Girl, Motor Park Boys And The Contaminated Beach Romance

24- A Circus at the Funeral, Creepy Family Secrets and The Rescued Stray.

25. Goons, Triple dates from hell and the African King Syndrome

26. Familiar Monsters, 419 and A Black Widow In Training

27.  Summer’s End, Undercover Madness and Baby Issues

28.JJCs, American Dreams and The Return of Mina


11 Responses to “Contents/Chapters”

  1. Funso November 12, 2011 at 5:28 PM #

    Ese! This is such an amazing blog. Great job on the content it is captivating and full of character. I will definitely come back to read more on Imina.

    • Ese November 13, 2011 at 1:27 AM #

      Thanks Funso! ❤

  2. akinwunmi March 15, 2012 at 9:04 PM #

    I’ve only read one of ur stories and I’m already certain that all the rest will make for very entertaining read. I love writing and I believe u’ve given me the inspiration to do more. Nice job Ese.

    • Ese March 24, 2012 at 8:35 PM #

      THANKS! 🙂

  3. Bimbo S March 27, 2012 at 6:06 PM #

    I am a bloody sucker for your stories. They seem sooo real, so captivating and interesting. I already subscribe to your blog and every time I get notified of a new post, i jump on it asap! LOVE LOVE LOVE!

    • Ese March 27, 2012 at 7:39 PM #

      Aw! Thanks so much Bimbo

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    I’ve been trying to access the post that you put on twitter and sent to our inboxes, but it has been almost two weeks and I still can’t find it on the blog. What happened to it? Thanks.

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  7. Olu February 7, 2015 at 10:42 AM #

    was thinking of Imina tonight. Ese where is our book. You are such an excellent writer, don’t deprive us of your gift.

    • Ese February 11, 2015 at 2:20 PM #

      It is coming soon I promise. Thank you Olu!

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